Man Allegedly Steals 3-Foot, 40-lb Sex Toy from Las Vegas Adult Store

Here’s a jaw-dropping real crime, even in Sin City – a man who rides a huge dildo without paying, and even though all the hugging is on camera … it might be hard to nail this guy.

We’re told the suspect struck July 14 in broad daylight, and surveillance footage shows him calmly walking around the Deja Vu Love store in Las Vegas … and walking out with the huge sex toy slung over his shoulder.

This is not your average dildo … it is a whopping 3 feet tall, weighs an impressive 40 pounds, and is named Moby Dick. Not really what Herman Melville had in mind, we’re guessing, but you understand: the suspect is packing his bags! Highligths.

According to the police report, the guy – whose ID was concealed by a face mask – crammed the phallus into a white, Dodge Caliber-like car and made a clean jaunt.

It’s a pretty lucrative haul … Moby goes for a cool retail price of $ 1,200.