Glory holes could be the key to having safe sex during the coronavirus pandemic … at least according to Canada’s top health experts.
The sexual suggestion is from the British Columbia Center for Disease Control, and while it’s not quite the same as a recommendation from our beloved Dr Anthony Fauci, it still retains water.
The Canadian CDC breaks it down like this … if you are going to have sex during the pandemic, it is much safer to use barriers, like walls (for example, glory holes), which allow sexual contact. but prevent the close-up face -contact face to face. “
New York City actually recommended walls in June, but didn’t quite call them glory holes… sorry, New York, Canada is holier than you!
People on social media spend a day in the field tweeting about creative ways to use walls and fences, even suggesting things like “plexiglass shields like in grocery stores except glory holes.” holes in the sheets, slots for mail, dog doors and donuts.
If the glory holes seem a bit too hot for you, don’t worry … the doggy style seems to be kosher too. The BC CDC also recommends choosing sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact.
We’re sure you can think of a few options that fit the bill.