50 Bold Better Call Saul Quotes (Updated 2020)

Which are your favorite Better Call Saul quotes?

Better Call Saul is an American television series centered on the crime drama created by Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould. The TV-show is a spin-off and a prequel of Gilligan’s previous series ‘Breaking Bad‘.

The series was set in Albuquerque, New Mexico during the early to mid-2000s. It focused on the lives of James ‘Jimmy’ McGill (Bob Odenkirk), a former con artist who is trying to become a respectable lawyer, into the personality of the flamboyant criminal lawyer Saul Goodman. 

Here’s our collection of the best Better Call Saul quotes:

 

50 Bold Better Call Saul Quotes

1. “You don’t have to make up with me. We don’t have to understand each other. Things are fine the way they are.” — Chuck McGill

2. “My brother is not a bad person. He has a good heart. It’s just he can’t help himself. And everyone’s left picking up the pieces.” — Chuck McGill

3. “Hey, you and Mozart, huh? You both started young.” — Chuck McGill

4. “Here’s what’s gonna happen. One day you’re gonna get sick – again. One of your employees is gonna find you curled up in that space blanket, take you to the hospital, hook you up to those machines that beep and whir, and hurt. And this time, it will be too much. And you will die there. Alone.” — Jimmy McGill

5. “You pulled that heartstrings con job on me?! You piece of shit! ‘Oh, my brain used to work, I’m sick, I don’t know what to do!’ Asshole! No wonder Rebecca left you! What took her so long?!” — Jimmy McGill

6. “For ten minutes today, Chuck didn’t hate me. I forgot what that felt like.” — Jimmy McGill

7. “My friends, I promise you that together, we will prosper.” — Gus Fring

8. “Getting arrested that makes people look guilty, even the innocent ones and innocent people get arrested every day.” — Jimmy McGill

9. “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised I have to tell you this. But it’s probably a bad idea that you willingly talk to the police, being a criminal and all.” — Mike Erhmantraut

 

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10. “I know he’s not perfect. And I know he cuts corners. But you’re the one who made him this way. He idolizes you, he accepts you, he takes care of you. And all he ever wanted was your love and support. But all you’ve ever done is judge him. You never believed in him, you never wanted him to succeed. And you know what? I feel sorry for him. And I feel sorry for you.” — Kim Wexler

 

11. “What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead!” — Jimmy McGill

12. “I don’t know what image you have of him, past or present, or whatever he did or said, but Jimmy is a good lawyer. And he works very hard.” — Kim Wexler

13. “Confidence is good. Facts on your side, better.” — Chuck McGill

14. “We can we all three just parachute down from cloud cuckoo land?” — Jimmy McGill

15. “The bar exam’s a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it’s like losing your virginity, third time’s the charm.” — Jimmy McGill

16. “No crime is complete without the cover-up.” — Chuck McGill

17. “A good magician never reveals his secrets.” — Jimmy McGill

18. “I know we’re never supposed to say our clients are guilty, but, hey, not my client anymore. He’s guilty as sin.” — Kim Wexler

19. “Either you fit the jacket, or the jacket fits you.” — Kim Wexler

 

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20. “It’s tough, I know. But you’re tough people. And your family is worth it.” — Kim Wexler

 

21. “You think I’m trouble now, as your partner? Imagine me as your enemy.” — Chuck McGill

22. “This is an opportunity. That’s why I’m doing this, not to punish you. To show you – truly show you – that you have to make a change before it’s too late. Before you destroy yourself, or someone else. And I believe you can change. You’ll find your path. And when you’re ready, I will be there to help you walk that path.” — Chuck McGill

23. “I don’t doubt that your emotions are real. But what’s the point of all the sad faces and the gnashing of teeth? If you’re not going to change your behavior…” — Chuck McGill

24. “I know what stopped me. And you know what? It’s never stopping me again.” — Jimmy McGill

25. “Facts are facts.” — Chuck McGill

26. “What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? Your Honor.” — Jimmy McGill

27. “Perfection is the enemy of perfectly adequate.” — Jimmy McGill

28. “Winning doesn’t always mean ‘getting a favorable verdict at trial.”— Kim Wexler

29. “It’s never too late for congratulations.” — Jimmy McGill

 

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30. “Sometimes you have to say something out loud to hear how crazy it sounds.” — Jimmy McGill

 

31. “Look at you. You’re in so much pain. Why are you putting yourself through all this?” — Chuck McGill

32. “Sometimes the good guys win.” — Jimmy McGill

33. “I’m not good at building shit, you know? I’m excellent at tearing it down.” — Jimmy McGill

34. “The fallacy of sunk cost… It’s what gamblers do. They throw good money after bad thinking they can turn their luck around. It’s like, ‘I’ve already spent this much money or time… whatever. I got to keep going!’ No, there’s no reward at the end of this game.” — Jimmy McGill

35. “This is what you do. You hurt people over and over and over, and then there’s this show of remorse.” — Chuck McGill

36. “Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight Club, right?” — Jimmy McGill

37. “What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.” — Jimmy McGill

38. “Got to look successful to be successful.” — Jimmy McGill

39. “Promise me you won’t do anything stupid. Promise me.” — Nacho Varga

 

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40. “What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.” — Jimmy McGill

 

41. “Are you telling the truth? Or are you just trying to make me feel better?” — Chuck McGill

42. “Money is not beside the point… Money is the point.” — Jimmy McGill

43. “The price of excellence is eternal vigilance.” — Chuck McGill

44. “Wow, my knight in shining armor. That is some sacrifice, quitting a job that you’ve been trying to tank since day one.” — Kim Wexler

45. “The lesson is, if you’re gonna be a criminal, do your homework.” — Mike Erhmantraut

46. “I pretend not to care, but he’s my brother. How can I not?” — Jimmy McGill

47. “Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they’re really good people.” — Jimmy McGill

48. “If I had to do it all over again, I would maybe do some things differently. I just thought you should know that.” — Jimmy McGill

49. “I don’t want to hurt your feelings. But the truth is, you’ve never mattered all that much to me.” — Chuck McGill

50. “I love what you’ve done with the place. Last time I was here, it was, uh… Well, not a contender for the cover of Good Housekeeping, that’s for sure.” — Jimmy McGill

 

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